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> A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately,
> the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When
he
> finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into
> the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head
> without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you
> sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness.
No
> one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't
> back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I
> don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
>
> Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had
> another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.
> He saddled up and started to ride out of town.
>
> The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you
> go... what happened in Texas?"
>
> The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."